Music: J.D., Colin, Zach

Lyrics: J.D.

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Peanuts are round and bulbous,
You can eat 'em with the shell or not.
And if you smash them up
And then you put them in a jar,
Now look at what you've got (Peanut Butter!)

Peanut butter makes good snackage,
But it sticks to the roof of your mouth
So you shouldn't eat it
Before you sing
'Cause otherwise you'll sound (like this)
I was walking down the street
When a friend stopped me and he said,
"Hey there, dude,
"do you have a toaster?
"I can't eat that regular bread."

So I said, "Why don't you take some bacon, tomato, and lettuce
"And call it a BLT?"
"Hey, you're brilliant!
"I'll give it a try,
"Thank you for helping me"

Yeah, the food is what I'm here for
It's what I always dream about
Those pickles, onions, and tomatoes,
But stay away from sauerkraut,
It gives you gas!

Once I ate a whole large pizza,
It didn't sit well with me
I don't know why
this all-American food
can make me feel so yucchy

Watermelon makes a good fruit to eat
at the fair on the fourth of July,
But don't spit the seeds
At your friends,
They'll hate it but I don't know why

Oh, yeah, the food is what I'm here for
It's what I always dream about
Those pickles, onions, and tomatoes,
But stay away from sauerkraut,
It gives you gas!

Now, you might be wondering
What these foods have in common
Chocolate-Cheese Pancakes
and Kellogg's Smacks
I take food seriously
And that is why I wrote the Ode to Snax

SNAX!